Wow, Yngwie Malmsteen, notable guitar virtuoso, who I have been a fan of for years has just announced the cover for his new album Perpetual Flame:

Oh dear. That is very bad indeed.

Notable reaction from the album-buying public includes

  • Wow that’s bad…the chest hair and…
  • The Hoff called and wants his chest hair back.
  • That’s gotta be fake…my 12 yr old niece could make a better cover than that in Photoshop.
  • Big hairy chested playful bear seeks boy toy for long walks on the beach, cooking tofu, and long sensual massages; are you the one I’ve been looking for?
  • Why not call it ‘Donut Magnetic’
  • Do you really need your nipple on there, Yngwie?
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